2022 launched with an explosive Rasmussen poll which found that three-fifths of democrats wanted the unvaccinated confined to their homes at all times.
And almost half wanted us relocated to “facilities.”
Don’t worry, it’s just temporarily.
It’s for our own good.
But Bobby Kennedy had to apologize for saying that Jewish people had a better chance of escaping Hitler’s regime than the unvaccinated to escape public health orders today.
While speaking in Washington D.C.
A city in which he was forbidden to eat in a restaurant.
Because he didn’t have a vaccine card.
A child was taken into police custody for entering the American Museum of Natural History without being vaccinated.
Because she was a threat to public health.
Because we’ve forgotten, how long before the Holocaust began, Jews were first banned from museums.
After being deemed threats to public health.
Even the Illinois Holocaust Museum required a vaccine card.
Don’t point out the irony, that’s anti-Semitic, even when Jewish people do it.
President Biden made bold moves with vaccine mandates and then got shot down by the Supreme Court.
Time to pack the court, I guess.
China was caught trying to harvest our DNA off used nasal swabs, color us all surprised.
Life was looking grim that winter—the winter of severe illness and death—but the sun’s rays began to peek over the horizon again.
And hope rolled up in 18-wheelers driven by men with high school diplomas who gridlocked Ottawa and sent a swift reminder to the globe about who really holds the power.
“OK, OK,” the officials said. “We’ll drop the mandates and we’ll drop the masks but you have to know it’s because cases are in decline and not because we don’t want you paying us a visit.”
They’ll have to automate trucking to make sure this never happens again.
70,000 football fans refused to wear masks at LA’s Super Bowl but you can bet that Los Angeles Unified School District kindergarteners had to wear them to class the next morning.
The grownups were holding their breath, didn’t you hear?
Follow the science, for crying out loud.
The health department doesn’t want to hear about hypocrisy.
The Mayo Clinic’s Gregory Poland became debilitated by tinnitus, post-vaccine.
“It sounds like an unrelenting dog whistle,” he said.
He still took the booster because the benefits outweigh the risk. Woof!
Emory University slowed down internet speed for students who didn’t show proof of having the booster.
Of course the policy was based on science. They’re located right next to the CDC.
A lone woman named Leslie Manookian went after the airline mask mandate and won.
Pilots made the announcement mid-air as flight attendants threw their masks in the trash.
It’s been eight months and the Biden administration is still appealing the decision.
Because.
Science.
They closed down the churches for coronavirus but couldn’t find the fortitude to politely ask gay men to pause their anonymous meth-fueled orgies for monkeypox.
When Americans thought abortion rights were on the line, the very same people actively chasing us with needles started screaming about bodily autonomy.
What did I tell you about keeping your hypocrisy complaints to yourself?
Canada opened its borders to American women seeking abortions but only if they’re vaccinated.
Twice.
Don’t start with me, I’m warning you.
Justin Bieber’s wife suffered a not-vaccine-related stroke before half of his face collapsed for not-vaccine-related reasons and he canceled his shows.
Bob Saget died of not-vaccine-related head trauma and Ray Liotta died in his sleep with no explanation given but they’re sure it wasn’t the vaccine.
Coolio had a not-vaccine-related heart attack and the Foo-Fighter drummer died of cardiovascular collapse seven months after his band announced their shows were only for the vaccinated, not that it’s related.
A famous body builder mocked the refusers and said to use him as a test as to whether the vaccine kills.
He died.
Not sure that’s a win but whatever.
Adele demanded full vaccine compliance and then canceled her Las Vegas residency when her vaccinated crew couldn’t stop coming down with COVID.
Thank God we’ve been able to keep Adele alive, that’s what I think.
Celine Dion is barely hanging on, having tanked her career immediately after getting vaccinated.
“Stiff Person Syndrome” struck her down. It’s a mystery.
Quick, nobody look at Appendix 1 of Pfizer’s list of adverse events where it says, “Stiff Person Syndrome.”
A Pfizer executive admitted the company didn’t test whether their vaccine prevented transmission because they had to move at the speed of science.
You’re not a scientist. You have no idea how fast that is.
The science is settled and the science changed and you’re an idiot if you can’t understand how both of those things are true at the same time.
California passed a law making it illegal for doctors to share dissenting opinions. That’ll settle the science alright.
Fauci now denies ever recommending the nation be shut down, in case you were curious as to the depth of his delusion.
He’s been having some lengthy conversations with a couple of attorneys general, I’ve heard.
It’s too bad he can’t recall the last three years.
Leana Wen, America’s favorite communist, denounced mask mandates after her own child was diagnosed with speech delays.
Yes, it was less than a year after she demanded the unvaccinated be locked in their homes.
Didn’t you hear we’re doing amnesty? It’s great.
We were right all along and they destroyed our livelihoods and we’re going to say it was no biggie.
Sounds fair.
The CDC added the vaccine to the childhood schedule and said they don’t make the rules for schools.
The schools will say they just follow the CDC, they don’t make the schedule.
Are you catching on yet?
Biden declared the pandemic to be over in time for elections and then turned to the cameras and took a fifth vaccine right in the flabby bingo wing.
All of the vaccine side effects have been renamed “long covid” now.
Scientists discovered that heart attacks are caused by climate change, video games, and sleeping wrong—all in one year.
That’s the speed of science talking.
The media now say that people who exercise don’t die from COVID after calling us “fatphobic science deniers” for three years straight.
Too bad they closed down the gyms while leaving Krispy Kreme open.
The year closed with the discovery that rather than teaching bodies to fight the virus, the boosters have taught the immune system to ignore it.
That explains a lot.
Has anyone checked on the people who tattooed themselves with lot numbers?
Should we be worried about them?
Guess they figured out what the extra lines on their vax cards were for.
LQ
LQ- oh how I’ve missed you! Spot on and so well written. Thanks for the reminder of some of the craziness I forgot! Happy New Year!
I shared this on my Fakebook. Can't wait to get zucked for the millionth time